YOU ARE TOO TENSE
HERE I SNURGLE YOU
LET MY SOFT LITTLE PAWS MASSAGE AWAY YOUR STRESS
I AM GOOD CAT FRIEND
I AM BEST AT SNURGLING
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
Republicans just tried to repeal Obamacare for the 50th time!
Honey Cate thanked woody because it's HIS movie, whether you like it or not. Yes it sucks that pedophiles mask their terrible actions with their ability to make successful movies but it's in NO WAY Cate's fault. And did you even hear her speech? Movies with women as a protagonist DO make money, she dismantled the sexist patriarchy. And just a heads up, don't tag your hate, sweetie. :)
as a general rule you should be able to recognize and condemn pedophiles as pedophiles even when they help make you richer, but i guess it’s ok since cate “dismantled the sexist patriarchy” by starring in a movie, bc media rep is, as we all know, a much bigger priority for women than safety or respect granted to csa survivors
but if my post doesn’t show up in the tags then how will i get brilliant messages like this one
George R.R. Martin is ruthless - every death in the Game of Thrones series is tabbed
im not even in the GOT fandom but how the fuck are any of you still breathing
I find that if you begin by assuming every single person you meet will die gruesomely within the next five pages then the entire story is really quite a pleasant surprise
F R A G M E N T S
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PHOTOSET IN THE WORLD
Ahh yes public highschool
the most iconic song lyric will always be
“tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”
STOP EVERYTHING YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW AND WATCH THIS VIDEO
ANNE FRANK WAS BI
HOW DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS
I FEEL FUCKING ROBBED
Excuse me while I memorize this list
I keep trying to tell people this but nobody believes me.
haha yea they edited bits of her diary out which included anne expressing attraction to girls and it’s even been banned from schools because of this!! fun fact
“Unconsciously, I had these feelings even before I came here. Once when I was spending the night at Jacque's, I could no longer restrain my curiosity about her body, which she'd always hidden from me and which I'd never seen. I asked her whether, as proof of our friendiship, we could touch each other's breasts. Jacque refused. I also had a terrible desire to kiss her, which I did. Every time I see a female nude, such as the Venus in my art history book, I go into ecstasy. Sometimes I find them so exquisite I have to struggle to hold back my tears. If only I had a girlfriend!"
this was what her dad purposefully censored from her diary. and so, no-one knew about this, and a generation of kids never had a historical role model … although i wonder if the book would have had the circulation it did, were this part included in the first release
wait a minute this I remember this we read her diary in 8th grade and it wasn’t required reading after a certain point but I read the whole thing anyway (and so did a lot of people) and I REMEMBER THIS PART because all the boys who’d read it would go around quoting it (that and the bit with the cat) and i got really annoyed
how did they ever let us read that
we have an abstinence-only sex ed class
how did this slip by
not that I’m complaining
Cat. Book. Tea. Blankets. Flannel. The perfect combination.
"Shiver me tampons" needs to make its way into my parlance